To anyone who needs to know, this is a 100% true fact and you should listen. If you can’t afford two Benzes, you can’t afford one Benz. Meanwhile you can take a twenty year old Honda, pack the engine compartment completely full of peanut butter, throw it in the ocean, and it’ll fire right up once you fish it back out again.
Jojo’s is already a work of comedy, but take what it already is and now imagine Joseph and Jotaro with thick cockney accents, Avdol as Bob Marley, Polnareff gains +6000% “HON HON BAGUETTE” style and Kakyoin is a drunk Australian half-assing his lines
Edit: in this hypothetical dub where every character is a caricature of themselves, Hol Horse remains entirely unchanged from original