No man can hide from the ravages of Time. It (and by extension, they) can reach you no matter where you try to hide away, corners or no.

I love those in particular just because of how absolutely inescapable they are. If the Hounds are hunting you then you’re going to be found. Period, done, end of story. You can’t exist in a place that has geometry without throwing open a door for them.

I’m sure at least one mad wizard has sealed himself inside a perfect spherical prison with no corners only to find that the Cornerhounds don’t much care what corners they come from, and your knees and elbows work just fine if better solutions aren’t available.

Man I love those. I take email addresses from customers as part of my work, and I see a hundred firstname.lastname@email.com every day.

When I see one come through that’s like BOOTYLOVER69-420@ it makes my day noticeably better. Normalize more stupid emails in business settings.

Amazon happened

If you’re already going in for the custom fit, may as well get one you’re happy with

This was one of my biggest gripes with the JK Rowling Wizarding World before Rowling herself gave me other reasons to dislike it

What used to be an enjoyable 90s temp the last few years is about to become an unenjoyable 100s+ temp in the next few years, it’s already starting

Louisiana?

I’m from down that way and my mom still lives there. I remember getting off the plane once when I flew back down to visit her, and the wall of watery air hit me so bad I couldn’t breathe for a second cause my brain stem thought I was drowning.

480p and 3 meter draw distance definitely was, I can tell you that much.

I remember getting on PC and installing the Longer Draw Distance mod for the first time, and discovering that you could throw a rock farther than the distance between Seyda Neen and Pelagiad. The illusion of distance was only preserved by the close draw range and the fact that you walk at half the speed of smell at level one.

I imagine it would then present you with an unusable vehicle.

I’ve never considered what a shitload of silica gel would do inside a gas tank… It can’t be anything good, but I doubt it would get past the fuel filter. The vehicle probably won’t run but the fix isn’t super difficult, just a new fuel tank + pump and you’re good to go.

Pouring it into the oil intake would have much more interesting results but you aren’t getting in there unless a) you have cab access to pop the hood latch, or b) you’re willing and able to destroy so much of the vehicle to access that that whatever you do afterward starts to not even matter.

You didn’t watch your back lines and we have infiltrated. Pray we do not infiltrate further.

You’re allowed to say fuck here!

He’s been trying to deport the Native Americans, I’m sure he’ll try.

“An aggressive commitment to non-commitment” pretty well describes all the bisexuals I know, so you’re in good company at least

Microplastics dissolve the soul

Hi, white guy here,

Kendrick seems like he’s becoming, for black people, what artists like Johnny Cash and Woody Guthrie were for white people. I don’t think that should be minimized. Artists may not be out fighting on their own, but they bring people together and I think music in particular has a really powerful effect of bringing people together for a purpose. Musicians have become the faces of movements many times before.

We have become the mighty hydra

I’ve always been a fan of this one myself