Smuuthbrane

English is hard, but it can be mastered through tough, thorough thought, though.

For free???

Driving? You’re fine.

Drifting? You’ll get yer peepee whacked.

BANG BANG

Preach.

My balloon catheter begs to differ.

As a Canadian, I’d like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

This picture is the most convincing evidence that Zuck is actually human. I wonder if he’s been practicing.

It’s all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

Ever tried turning the handle up?

Spaghettananas is bugs.

Not saying it isn’t, but the term “swim diaper” doesn’t manage expectations very well.

Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.

Data, fully functional.

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Weird Al Rulovich

I mean, since you’re out of turbinado, apparently…

“You are what you eat” doesn’t apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

My cock is pestering hens.

You can tell that a plumber did this, the pipe is flat against with the wall.

It’s flush.