Smuuthbrane

Ever tried turning the handle up?

Spaghettananas is bugs.

Not saying it isn’t, but the term “swim diaper” doesn’t manage expectations very well.

Swim diapers are disgusting. Unlike real diapers that absorb and catch all manner of tiny human waste, swim diapers are just turd filters. Everything else gets through. Source: I have kids.

Data, fully functional.

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Weird Al Rulovich

I mean, since you’re out of turbinado, apparently…

“You are what you eat” doesn’t apply to shape. I ate boxes of these but now I look more like a dumpling that was dropped in hair.

My cock is pestering hens.

You can tell that a plumber did this, the pipe is flat against with the wall.

It’s flush.

Belle has seen some shit, concurrently in two different places.

Safe for the machine. Your squishy bits won’t hurt it. You’re just extra lube.

Not at all, in fact I’d rather “woke” be defined by what they really mean - feminism, inclusivity, equality, etc. Let’s make them say what they actually mean without hiding behind a nebulous term like “woke”.

Even that doesn’t really define it.

Haven’t watched it in years myself, but unless you can define “woke” I’m not going to make any assumptions.

StAr tReK is TOO DIVERSE, tHatS wHy I lIkE Babylon 5!

[insert heavy breathing and unchecked drooling]

I can’t upvote, it’s at 69.

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