It’s Piers Morgan. Of course he’s not telling the truth.

Now do it in ASCII

This is peak 2rd quarter hot/crazy scale

       |  /
   ^   | +  
   hot |/ 
       +--------
  crazy>
```

Starship Enterprise launcher!

NileRed (ok fiiine, NileBlue) would like a moment of your time:

https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

I was told there would be spankings.

Am disappoint.

Some of the more cultural dialects of US English pronounce “sank” with two syllables: like “say-ingk”

“Saink” isn’t a bad way to spell it, either.

this is the Internet eye bleach I needed today. Thank you.

no teech snek

The beacons are lit! Gondor requires aid!

I knew it! Barad-dûr is Tolkien’s metaphor for Turin. Which puts Rohan in France, the dwarves in Switzerland-Austria and the Shire in Wales.

That’s a darn tasty lookin’ Pasta Carbonara.

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3x3 AoE on a natural 15 or better

My body is a temple.

It was built in fear of Eldritch Things, ravaged by time itself and forgotten under unfamiliar stars.

This was weird to experience

Imagine a how a DDoS–

O_o

Actually, nevermund.

This is how we ended up with kittens.

Bitlocker kittens.

Oppai x Heimer (2023)

And my axe! 🎸