I wonder where my fish has gone…

• Guest: What a beautiful lemon tree! How did you get it looking so alive?
• Host: Thanks! We used a rich blend of organic CEO’s in the garden soil.

Why would you eat compost? Put it on the garden beds so nice things can grow.

Well there’s a simple explanation right? When you’re growing up grappling with issues like homosexuality, disability or just feeling like an outsider - spending more time at a computer provided an escape from a judgemental and unwelcoming world. This is the same reason so many of us are night owls well into adulthood, cause we grew up feeling safer when the adults were asleep and we could maintain our personal boundaries.

When I was 12 I installed Linux… and now I have autism. And I’m gay!

“We lost all our children to the woke mind virus”

The last one is Synthwave 😎