I think you mean Dicks

You need more calcium

Opening cans of beer and soda

I think it’s downvotes from your instance but not 100% sure

Part of the problem was him calling them l pads when everyone calls them lil pads these days smh

Yes kidding!

Are any of them bottoms? 👀

For those curious like me:

Madeira is a fortified wine made on the Portuguese Madeira Islands, off the coast of Africa. Madeira is produced in a variety of styles ranging from dry wines which can be consumed on their own, as an apéritif, to sweet wines usually consumed with dessert. Cheaper cooking versions are often flavoured with salt and pepper for use in cooking, but these are not fit for consumption as a beverage.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeira_wine

My humps, my humps, my humps. My lovely pillow bumps.

I want what they have

Why’s this meme Baja blast flavored?

ElecJoelytes

Born to drink, forced to piss

Sussy

At first I read “meatiest” little shits

Classic bi erasure

Lemmy is prob worse tbh

Kentucky fucked chicken?

That looks like IntelliJ

1 cum* = 2 espresso