That’s actually a form of puss comprised mostly of white blood cells and would be indicative of a pretty ripping bacterial infection.

But women get boobs that they can touch literally whenever they want to, so they win anyway. Also, who can do better? It’s not actually clear from the context.

Technically, it would be ‘vaginal fluid’ or ‘vaginal excretion’

Do you want to have one? I’m married with two kids, and this is literally all I want… I wonder what it feels like.

Personally, I’ve always been partial to the term “swirl” over “flick”. Flick just sounds painful.

Somebody needs to make one of these about Gerber.