That bad boy right there serves 3 whole, entire men! Look at how fresh it is! It’s even protein blasted; if that wasn’t enough, you may even receive a special visit from Davis, who could appear without warning any time and any place. Is he hostile? Who knows, but the satisfaction of this fresh, round meal will surely dull the pain of your demise (either by Davis or intestinal destruction)
It’s crazy because zzzquil uses diphenhydramine as its active ingredient and you wouldn’t know it unless you read the bottle; in that case, you could just get a bottle of generic diphenhydramine tablets and use those, but as you said it’s linked to dementia and is not good to use frequently (which also isn’t stated on any of these sleep aid packages). It just feels like they’re trying to subtly hide that fact