“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

But also Jimmy (or whoever saved him) now has two broken arms thanks to a human sized object falling onto them at terminal velocity.

… Two broken arms…? Oh no… I remembered that Reddit post.

Most reasonable lemmy.ml/hexbear/lemmygrad mod

It’s bizarre that people get on Omegle to talk to strangers about communism in the first place, but to go on Omegle and list that as an interest just so you can berate strangers for their interest in communism is unhinged.

RIP Omegle, thanks for all the dimly lit middle aged men jacking their dicks on webcam over the years 🫡

If you’ve ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you’d know this is all too real.

Well if that’s what losing looks like I don’t wanna be winning.

𓀟 𓀟𓀕

𓁆𓁌 𓀠𓁀

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Your CPU: made out of transist🤮rs

My CPU: made out of redst😍ne

Gotta say, I just woke up and was not prepared for the level of horny going on in these comments.

Qanon is a cult. Reality means nothing to them.

I knew Ruth Gator Binsburg was behind this!

Defying the laws of physics, it’s actually Kelvin

The beautiful thing about this phenomenon is that somebody has probably published an article or something that featured a picture of his photoshopped face because they couldn’t tell either.

It puts the congratulotion on its skin or else it gets the congratuhoseagain.

I feel like people are constantly talking about this. If we could start doing something instead, maybe it wouldn’t be an issue.

No… That’s 35th President of the United States of America.

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I’m gonna level with you: I absolutely do not want even more of Mr Beast’s open-mouthed face on my screen.

I’m more of a DeArrow guy myself.

Once you get past the texture it’s pretty decent