I felt the same way until I took up drawing.
I’ve used both, and I’ll take an iPad over a wakom tablet for drawing any day. Every time I got an os update the tablet would stop working. I couldn’t really find a convenient spot for it on my desk. It was huge and made my keyboard awkward to use. Meanwhile, I can carry my iPad around with me and am not tethered to my desk for digital drawing.
I also have terrible vision, it’s far easier for me to read (the internet) on an iPad than on my phone.
I was first introduced to the ranch thing by someone who was allergic to cheese. It’s pretty good on a red pizza.