Alternatively:

Batman name is Batman, batman is batman name. “Batman”, batman said to batself. “Batman’s batman”. Batman liked batman name.

“Who’s that?”, asked a passing child to their parent. “Batman is Batman” replied their parent.

Batman name is Batman, that is batman name. “Batman”, batman said to batself. “That’s me”. Batman liked batman name.

“Who’s that?”, asked a passing child to their parent. “Batman is Batman” replied their parent.

Signal as it’s easy to convince others to use it, with a slick onboarding and WhatsApp feel. Matrix is the true future for messaging ofc, but it’s new user experience isn’t friendly enough for mass adoption yet