Toilet probably halfway through the floor… Not really hooked up to nothin but can’t afford to fix it with ammo and formula prices being so high.

Really channeling that ancestor velociraptor vibe

Dat smile…

I wonder if the Library of a Congress will properly store this priceless official document of Trump’s glamorous Lemon Facial.

I always imagined that the reason his talking rambles around so much is that a Top has a remote control dildo up Trump’s ass and is randomly changing the intensity on him.

Can’t focus on talking while getting tickled in the taint.

“it was a musical thing… We were supposed to sing or dance while the music was being played” - Alan Watts

… slow clap

Somehow envisioning this made me very happy.

Status: runny.

Many years back , a friend was a manager of a game shop. They let me bring in badly scarred discs of movies and PS1/2 games, pay a very small fee (I want to say like $1/disc?) to get a brand new copy of the disc as replacement. Was a service that was available to resell shops apparently, though she mentioned that it also has a subscription aspect that likely placed it well out of reach of mortals.

I’d even be fine with mildly increased cost on something like that for regular consumers, but alas no…

“lube up first honey.”

Muahahaha.

Lewd Space Pirate demon. Overly uptight Space princess. Villainous chinchilla spaceship. Perverse super scientist/goddess.