Sounds like he’s maintaining maximum assholishness in creative ways. 😄

Is this one of those traditional boomer trapped in marriage situations, or does he have good points?

Hehe. That is awesome. “Oh, seems like a guy? Allah probably thinks this is fine. Guy accepted.”

That’s a terrible way to get rid of salesmen.

Or kraft cheese singles.

“That depends. Is the existence of this form going to be known to my family? If so, yep, totally safe.”

• my partner, not me