Of course the dad caved first, she’s Daddy’s little girl!

I’m sure scientists will soon learn that all lost societies fell for this exact same reason.

Sí. ¡Diarrea lleva a la gloria!

Sí, pero tiene mucha diarrea de tanto consumir tanta porqueria de CNN.

Ella está en el baño, pero volverá pronto. Un poco momentito más…

- Plays “Hit me With Your Best Shot” and “Crazy” simultaneously -

I was gonna say, “what kind of fucked up Shekhinah is that???” That hands gesture symbolizes the Hebrew letter “shin,” which is the first letter of the feminine name of God in Judaism. The female form of God is believed by Orthodox Jews to be so powerful that seeing her can blind a human, therefore they cover their eyes when the rabbi does this symbol while they invoke the dwelling of God, or something like that. I’m quite fuzzy on this part.

So, this moron is calling Star Wars, the bra strangulation movie, too woke and is trying to troll Star Wars fans with a Star Trek symbol that she got wrong? The incredible irony of her being a bigot unfit for Leonard Nimoy’s Shekhina project while she’s blasting her own face with some Jewish mysticism girl power is beyond hilarious.

Why do my plants need a fucking Apple Watch?

“I dunno, homeboy just started yelling at me that he was gonna sue and using all this… this fuckin’ post hoc and calling me ipso fatso. I’d estimate he’s probably a lawyer. Anyway, I was like ‘habeas corpus, well maybe it’s Morpheus and take your butt-plug bullet with ya!’ You wanna get an MRI? Empty your prison pouch!”

Asinine… Asiten… Either way, landlords rank high on the ass scale.

Mewie Catsteur

Ker-ch… awww…

Damn…

Last night, it was my turn to be the fox and I pooped on your porch

Holy crap that’s bleak… How do I repost something? Asking for a friend.

Oh God! I bought an Asus transformer tablet back in 2013! Am I gonna have to defend Trump?!?!

Get 'im!!!

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