I literally just stopped in a parking lot to point and laugh at a cyber truck. I tried to get my son to join me but he just thinks I’m old man angry at cloud.

He just caught a scratch. Holding up his arm isn’t the smart thing to do but that just makes it more authentic.

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

Yeah Warren, I’m shitty at being poor but you’re shitty at being rich. Living in a tiny ass house in the middle of BFE and driving old piece of shit cars. Fuck off, dragon.