You know what they call someone who just barely scraped by in medical school?

Doctor.

Jokes on you, the French word for a meme is a moimoi

thanks! I’m going to check them out.

TIL, i thought i read that 10 year tax thing somewhere. probably just bs i saw online and didn’t look into it

iban thing is nice, do you know if you can finance cars or homes? right now i have to have to drive around a beater because no european bank = no loan

i don’t have a second citizenship to fall back on, so i’d be stateless. also, i can’t afford to since you have to pay all the taxes on potential income for the next 10 years or something

american in europe here,

this is true. it’s very nearly impossible to open a bank account. There is exactly one bank in Switzerland who allows americans to open accounts, UBS. So far no banks in france have allowed me to open an account, even though I have a french residency permit. This makes it nearly impossible to take loans to buy things like houses or cars. Basically life here is impossible because being american fucking sucks.

Chest compressions is for when the heart stops, and actually won’t do anything for choking. Abdominal thrusts, where you put pressure on the diaphragm (not the ribs) is for choking. Also, if you do chest compressions for a stopped heart, you’re going to break a few ribs. Unless you’re doing it wrong.

Chest thrusts as in chest compressions? Like when the heart stops? What if the heart is still beating??

The same thing happened to my son. Luckily I had first aid training and actually knew how to do the Heimlich. I didn’t know that you were supposed to do back blows first though. When I learned, they just told me to go straight for the Heimlich.

I had to wait 45 minutes for an ambulance when I thought I was about to die. You’ll fall unconscious within 5 minutes. Die within the next 5. Even if you manage to make the call, they won’t know what the hell is wrong with you because you can’t talk. Learning to save yourself in that situation is extremely important, because actual first responders won’t make it there on time.

son of a preacher man

Jesus, happy tree friends fucked me up and I was legally an adult

Worse, it’s radius.

definitely. hands are all fucky.

t’aint nothin wrong with it though

good times make hard men. soft men make me hard.

Where do you put the ball bearings?

The guy from American history x was a reformed neo nazi, and he was ashamed of his tats, but I don’t think he got rid of em. I haven’t watched it in a while though.

Okay, maybe not the first time I watched porn, but it was one of the times I watched porn