Ellia Plissken

oh shit

yes people are aware that sheep don’t actually run on artificial intelligence.

the onboard AI is a little stupid, but it fertilizes the lawn as it cuts.

and they can never present a unified front

what does “in such a way that they become the face themselves” mean?

the setup I was describing, I’ve only ever actually seen used outdoors, along suspected lines of travel

why would that happen?

you want to place the entire grenade inside of an empty can, just tight enough to hold the spoon in place. then you remove the pin, and you secure the can, so the string pulls the grenade out of the can, and the spoon kicks itself off.

actually for the least resistance to the tripwire, you want to pull the can off the grenade

if you’re particularly diabolical, you’ll replace the grenade fuse with a smoke grenade fuse which has no delay

bro this burger is light

imgur is evil

C. there’s something about gloves that just go up past the elbow

nein!

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