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Not sure “neat” is the word I’d use. Its existence doesn’t upset me, but I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t exist.
If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling “spider blowjob creepy” or something like that. (I specifically say “googling” because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn’t try other search engines.)
I don’t know what the gif’s origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn’t be your proudest fap. (I originally said “I can assure you” but then again … You did request the gif and I don’t know you.)
edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.
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edit 2: Apparently the appeal of this was more widespread than I thought. I didn’t want to post it publicly because I don’t know how all of the clients handle image previews and didn’t want to force the image on anyone; also I couldn’t validate the quality or security of the website I found when searching it, but if you really want to see a spider blowing a guy, here it is.
This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.
Homer Simpson instead recommends rolling it up and letting it unfurl in your stomach.
It seems like it would be difficult to put anything under the skin without some form of wound.
I think I knew the answer to that last question about twenty years ago, but I can’t answer it with any guaranteed accuracy now, sorry.
Actually … I thought it was carriage return (emulate sending the typewriter carriage back to the starting position), line feed (emulate typewriter moving paper up by one line). Or, to put it another way: ding!
You might enjoy this: https://youtu.be/ExwqNreocpg
I think it’s fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it’s not a negative.
Not sure, but I think fewer than have an opinion.
Is that lion finally answering the question about how a quadruped would wear pants?
post10 claims not to hate beavers, but there are reasons to doubt that.
Bah, I miss my Flex.
Not its infotainment center nor its rather shameful “powered by Microsoft” emblem, though.
When I see these posts, I am reminded of the giant robot from Venture Bros.
That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.