did a road trip once to nyc in the early 2000s with my bud and only once we got there, I realized, hey! Blur is playing tomorrow night! we can still try to get tickets. I don’t remember why we were there. We saw some cool museums and met up with some cool people and shit. But the fucker claimed to never have heard of Blur, but I knew he was a fan of Oasis. I couldn’t put it together enough to convince him this was an awesome opportunity. Years later the fucker was like, yeah, sorry about that. Seriously what I did not do was ditch my friend to go to an awesome show, because why would I ditch my friend, even though he’s an asshole.

Counterpoint: I’ve scrubbed all the bits and fuck! Now covered in, what is this, water!? This is a mess! So showers go, from adolescence to neurotic adulthood, from a passive-aggressive bullshit hours long statement to, oh fuck, it’s so humid in here!

How do you ask before sneezing? I typically know it’s happening milliseconds in advance. And then sometimes there’s a gradual buildup of a couple seconds. But then my brain shuts down. Anyways I’m grateful for elbows.

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The penalties for rule violations are in fact incentived. Let’s see you spell everything correctively by sweeping

I responded to the op heinously, perhaps, but i hope you stick around in the fediverse. If you don’t that is not my problem. That’s how that shit works lol.

Looks narrowly at this post. FINE! I will ask my dad! gets annihilated

Emoji! Yes!

Agreed, communication and consent are way up there at the top. I don’t think we disagree. I just understand human behavior to not adhere any such norms. People gonna be weird and rapey, you know

Perfectly awesome friend, but that is not true for everyone

I’m pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You’re interacting directly with someone who doesn’t know you exist.

I’m pro transit but someone hornyposting to the world is NOT an invitation to a real world interaction. Thinking otherwise is called parasocial. You’re interacting directly with someone who doesn’t know you exist.

Nobody gets a jackoff closet. But no one ever asks for that.

Sorry the cops are almost here

I need to pin you down

Is this the kinda shit the kids will have to write essays about in literature class? New storytelling via rambunctious platforms… Honestly it doesn’t hit, and it never could unless… Oh no. It’s B. And uwu. And command line spiritual interpreters with thigh high socks.

Maybe grade 4 I said something rude or dumb and had to stay in while the whole class went on an adventure and I decided to determine the largest number ever and I wrote ‘9’ on my notebook about 50 times and then the book report and I never did learn, what is the largest ever number

Not wrong! And I don’t sell nothing

Please them peppers turn me up. Do not expect the same.

You can’t hang unless you eat them piri piri. And I did not say I care whether you do anything