Twice per sexual, since you technically can’t have bisexual sex with just one partner.
Source: Am bisexual, but am also on the internet, so essentially I’m just guessing here
hahaha i’m mean i’m rude i’m a fucking despicable little piece of shit 😈😈😈 what are you gonna do about it buttmunch 😈😈😈😈
I believe “tasteful” carbonara is opposite to “obscene” carbonara, which- according to every outspoken Italian person on the internet- would seem to be the kind made with bacon instead of guanciale.
Damn, me too. The second one just never quite captured the same feeling for me. Lightning in a bottle, I guess
For those who don’t watch The Simpsons.
Hard to get everyone to come on-time
Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the “thank you” e-mail afterward.
The jerk store called…
…and you’ve been discontinued.
Unfortunately, scientists no longer know :(
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