I feel like black is already an off putting color for a liquid that you are going to consume haha but people got used to it so they’d probably get used to a yellowy drink. But I guess it’s already terrible for you so what’s another dosage of food colouring on top of it

I never understood why they make it black. Just let it look how it would look without all the food coloring

When you find the perfect image that nothing else would live up to so you want to go out on that high

Just straight killed that pterodactyl out the air

If he makes the old lady slave at night then what angel activities does he do during the day?

Some rich dude brought hogs to California that mated with some local pigs and now we have this hybrid menace eating all our food. So I’m not sure it will exactly help anyone in the long run if we start spreading even more hogs

Alright, if I must

Bring protection

Did you just ASSUME skynet’s gender

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

Hey I drove next to this guy this morning, with a big ol “I’m sensitive” flag that has the elongated reptile

Why are you the way that you are

The goal is always to try to take it as straight as possible without losing speed

They forgot to include the steve jobs feet in toilet water

I always smack my pockets that my phone and wallet belong to, and I jangle my belt loop my keys usually hang from when I sing my wallet phone keys jam, then I make sure my water bottle is filled up and head out

I just did something similar last week without the seed part but I can say that you howl from the burn of the heat haha

Truancy is a serious crime

There are laws that prevent the theft of someone’s catalytic converter as well

How else could one start a good day

That’s amazing