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Sunbathing nude it is, then

Excuse me, are you going to eat that?

Uhh, no. You can have it.

Thank you!

What does that mean

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Ahhhhhhh okay ^_^

omg

Same, but replace “men” with “Master” ^__^

Oh, something is in alright 😏

GTA 7: Great Plains, Cacti, and Propane

Grindr as a whole still sucks*

Well that’s terrifying

D:

🥺

Cis guy lurking/passing through from /all, but uh

:3

Oof, the old one-two punch

I laughed :)

I have flown SW for the past, shit, 9 years? Mostly because of the unassigned seating, and being disabled means I get on the plane first, which means front row availability, which means leg room, first dibs on beverages, and quick bathroom access. Y’all jelly, I know. All I had to do to get perks like this was survive a debilitating stroke with life-long impairments.

Looks like these still some space in the back. Later, losers 😎 streeeeetch~

hides behind the couch hello

Saaaame

Lucky 🥺

Where are the cute boys in maid outfits? Where? WHERE ARE THEY? TELL ME NOWWWWW

I need several of them. For reasons. Totally not adult reasons. Totally.