Sure, and it can be great for moral support - which is nothing to sneeze at - but material support is a little difficult if you’re half a planet away.

Just sounds enticing to me, really.

Well, at least we’ve got online friendships. It’s not quite the same, but it’s still vastly better than nothing.

Clearly not people of any significant culture. Of course, I’d have to know about the exact strength of these bites, but… They’d have to be both very frequent and sufficiently damaging to be a significant deterrence.

…It’s entirely possible I need more friends.

That’s a disadvantage?

My comments may be useless nonsense, but I assure you they’re all 100% human generated useless nonsense. I take pride in wasting everybody’s bandwidth with good old fashioned manual shit-posting.

Excuse me sir, I think you meant to say “terminal cognitive deficiency”.

Either way, I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Look, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing the occasional chore for the senior boys in school. And who doesn’t like minced pork liver and heart, wrapped in bacon, with onion and breadcrumbs? Or an bundle of sticks for that matter - that bacon-wrapped organ mince isn’t going to cook itself, you know.

Krogans need four down below, Baterians need four up top, Salarians need an entire pile and Asari… will go for anything.