I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

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I exclusively drink bull milk

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

History repeats itself…

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

Maybe he’s just living up to the username

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering

Just because he dummy thicc doesn’t mean he’s gonna bottom

There’s beans in them orbs

I can feel it in my jones (jean bones for you simple folk)

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral

It is because I already did

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?