Yes… a witch did this. I knew it!

Hey actually I have a question, if Optimus Prime would become a minister, would he be Prime minister?

they had ice back then

Before anyone gets cute, I mean both ice as in the cubes and ICE as in the current modern gestappo

Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute

Turning that Noah into a “No, uhhh…”

I mean to be fair that’s when the hormones are at their ragiest, I would expect people to come to extreme conclusions too early

^hehehehe… ^early conclusions^

Now the same intensity but on a tricycle

I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men

Shit, or shit not. There is no crying on the toilet

It leaves room for terms like coitarche nemesis

Hwat do you mean by this

a real blast

orang 💀💀💀

Shat shorts

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?

Serially

Some of my best friends are lactose

fellatio murder!?

Am i supposed to read this manga style?

Oh you have no idea

Edit: alas, I was hoping someone would say “what was it?” To which I would reply “oh I have no idea” but alas, here I am without any to bear witness

Be the change you want to see in this world