I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!

Detective? I hardly know ive

did you get monies

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

This is just plum ridiculous!

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no”

This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

Maybe it’s german for “The Liberal” like “The Liberal, The”

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled

sexual intercourse/activity

I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (YEAH)

THE COOKIE (YEAH)

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT LOOKIE (YEAH)

AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)

Man for a second I thought you were talking about punching one of them kids

I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again

the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.

They ceased ceasing fire

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard

if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

I think the second pic is from the new series, which is MUCH closer to the original manga. This includes a lot of the silliness and humour that was there. Most of the adaptations were very dark and serious, but the manga had lots of typical anime quirks and tropes.