ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I exclusively drink bull milk

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

History repeats itself…

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

Maybe he’s just living up to the username