I find this relatable lol.

“May thy knife chip and shatter” 👴

I feel like essays are where teachers bump up the kids that don’t do well but still try

Jets ❤️

As re y’all fucking with me lmao

Auto correct making me look like a damn fool 🥲

Neat. I would’ve guessed it was like a wrist gator, I have 2 snowboard jackets with those built in so I always have fingerless gloves at the ready

I’ve had diarrhea for 4 years but I’ll get it eventually 😏

This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

Same hat (m, f partner can’t can’t take it) wrap it up!

Audi/VW are solid machines. I have a GTI and reliability has been on par with my first civic. Just oil, brakes, and tires.

I took worked at McDonald’s for a week and also routinely didn’t count nuggets and filled that bitch up.

Aww I loved Garth Brooks as a kid. He started touring again a few years ago and I went to a show and it was 10/10

Ur trying to live longer? I’m trying to speed run this shit, I’m gonna start smoking again when I’m 50.

I know you’re joking but probably about 25mg - he ate 1/4 of it and those cans of gummies are usually 100mg.

Did you buy it from target or something?

Tfw when you realize you’re not autistic and just awkward and terrible.

Brumbees!

🏳️‍🌈fuck your hate🏳️‍🌈

For sure, I was making good money before but got laid off during COVID. Took a massive pay cut finding a new job but am finally back to where I was before.

Even with the money I make it’s a struggle. I’m not starving but I’m not going to be able to afford a house any time soon.