Yeah, but that’s not as funny

Definitely overshot the brag with 4.9 inches thick.

Is he saying he has a dick like two toilet paper rolls stacked on top of each other?

Hey isn’t that the Qunol guy?

He’s doing the Lord’s work.

If you’re hypothetical, then yes, by implication. 🤗

You remember when it was beans? Those were the days.

Let’s say, just hypothetically speaking, that I had a friend who doesn’t even know what brainrot is. Would this friend, who totally exists and is definitely not me, be brainrot?

Correct.

Pretty sure platonically means something else at a sausage party.

Vince Neil?

I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.

To be fair: Not purged, just sent to forced re-education camps where they beat the queer out of you with a $59.99 bible, in the name of a loving, tolerant god. But come on, who doesn’t love camp? Amirite?

The scene minutes before they start pounding his ass

This pun is a crime against humanity.