It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.

I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏

Yeah I’m taking another break, but I’m not going to enjoy it

It helps to always have a podcast in the background as a secondary source of stimulation

Avoiding fertility tests is a crime

Or Bobanders

From now on I’m calling seltzer water spoiled water

Which uniform is that on the right?

Number nine?

O shit waddup

Or an FBI agent

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

Mkay so let’s first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.