• Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
    31·
    11 months ago

    Jack Johnson’s version of Rudolph is far superior. When they all cheer Rudolph, he calls them out for calling him names before.

    • samus12345@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      11 months ago

      And why didn’t Santa impose consequences on the other reindeer for their bullying? Sadly realistic.

      • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
        8·
        11 months ago

        We don’t know the real story, with such a grueling schedule Santa might be replacing the reindeer every year. The names could be sleigh position placeholders. Rudolph’s red nose could be an unexpected mutation from extreme inbreeding of a limited genetic stock of flying reindeer.

        • samus12345@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          11 months ago

          So maybe he turned the bullies into venison and got new ones to replace them? Explains why they loved Rudolph at the end - it was that, or else!