CHAPTER 1

THE BEGINNING

od made adam and eve same kind different font Gind od in the image and likeness of his own pfp

and said what is up my mammals go forth and vibe in this minecraft paradise i seeded

you may take any w, except from the tree of w’s and i’s for then you will have w’s, but also L’s

while fam was living their best life the op of opps woke up and chose violence

he slid into eves dms with that sneaky rizz and eve let him cook, though he had not the ingredients

he said why wont the TOP G let you take any w’s she said nah thats not lore accurate

but the snake said babygirl he’s gatekeeping all them dubs me personally i would not let that slide

POV: you realize you have free will 👁️👄👁️

so she chose to secure a bag of w’s and L’s

and she ate and left crumbs and gave them to adam he saw his crush watching and said bet (with rizz)

when they took the L it altered their brain chemistry and suddenly they had the ick

but DIVINE G caught them in 4K and said bruh they really took the L and thought we wouldnt notice

dw fam i got you, we’ll come in clutch the woman will have a chile who will solo the op of opps and say UNO REVERSE

thus began the divine dad lore

  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    and Eve let him cook, though he had not the ingredients.

    Biggest take away here. You come across a snake (with rizz), and he doesn’t even have the ingredients? You don’t let him cook.