spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agoshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runimagemessage-square269linkfedilinkarrow-up11.17Karrow-down10
arrow-up11.17Karrow-down1imageshopping rule theorymedia.kbin.runspujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square269linkfedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 year agoCovered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoQ: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
minus-squareSidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoOops! Disappears with a blink
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoQ: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
minus-squareProgrammingSocks@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoQ shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.
I’m disappointed Q isn’t on this.
Covered by the original’s post text: “Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot.”
Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
Oops! Disappears with a blink
Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.