• Bigoldmustard@lemmy.zip
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    10 months ago

    I hereby declare that my body and/or soul are my own property which I have sole ownership and copyright over. Heaven inc. and any of its’ subsidiaries or affiliates have no legitimate claim to my body or soul. Reading this post is a legally binding contract.

    Post this or lose your body and/or soul.

    • evranch@lemmy.ca
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      10 months ago

      I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.

      I would double check your contract, though… There’s this guy who’s a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he’s famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he’s not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he’d probably offer a sovereign soul a home.