• Skanky@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
    At 4:30 in the morning, I’m milkin’ cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

    And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long (that) Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone. I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline, Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin. But if you finish all of your chores, and i finish mine, Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699.

    We been spending most our lives
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise
    I churned butter once or twice
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise It’s hard work and sacrifice
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Livin’ in an Amish paradise