• Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    Pepper plant: “Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them.”

    Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: “This causes me pain. I’m spreading it over my food!”