• Harry@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I fucking hate those that put that emoji in between every word. I have a stroke every time I try to read it.

  • boomhauer@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    This is very good. The problem is finding the person in my life to share this with that won’t cause offence.

  • Frenchy@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    I mean the mathematician might be right here. A lot of bathroom scales are for measuring people-sized weights and a (granted, normal-sized) bowel movement would likely not be measured accurately on its own.

    If we go with the engineer’s method for an accurate poo-only measurement, we’re going to need in involve a set of kitchen scales somewhere. This adds a further complication : does this person shit in the kitchen or do we bring the kitchen scales into the bathroom.

    I may be thinking too much about this.