Slippery slope. You start with banning twisting peoples nutsacks, next you’re banning cultural cornerstones like unpaid minionships and alchemical testing on chimera.

What? So you’ll allow magical flying hammers but not fully automated ball twisting?

This is not justice - this shadow council is a sham! They do NOT love casting SPELLS.

what a twist!

Is transmuting people’s clothes into elemental sodium still allowed?

Asking for professional reasons.

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please