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minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·1 year ago“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”
minus-squareyenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up50·1 year agoWe can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·1 year ago“These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!” -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit
minus-squareyenguardian@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.” “Okay, how fast were you driving just now?” “I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”
minus-squareClaudia@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThe children yearn for the coal mines
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoHah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…
“Can we install bike lanes?” / “WoN’t YoU ThiNk Of ThE ChiLdRen?!”
We can’t have cyclists on the road or the sidewalk, they could hit someone. Good thing drivers never do that though. Hitting people is illegal, so they can’t do it.
“These cyclist are a menace and is endangering other road user!” -literally every car driver that drive over speed limit
“I’m a law-abiding citizen, I’d never do anything dangerous.”
“Okay, how fast were you driving just now?”
“I’m pretty sure I was below 10 above the speed limit.”
The children yearn for the coal mines
Hah! Oh, wait, that’s almost actually a thing again…