• Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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    1 year ago

    I am meat that the universe tricked into thinking and feeling… so many things.

    I am grateful to be here but also really quite powerfully angry.

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      1 year ago

      We are the universe made sentient, trying to understand itself. And we spend our time thinking of stuffing each other with meat.

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      1 year ago

      Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans.

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        And then one day, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl, sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realised what it was that had been going wrong all this time and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no-one would have to get nalied to anything. Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass and so the idea was lost forever.