• JohnBoBon@lemmy.world
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    3 years ago

    “Sorry babe, but your canthal tilt is wayyyyy off and I highly doubt your IQ is within the required 7 points of mine (15 points would be acceptable of you rated 7 or higher on the objective attractiveness rating scale)”.

    • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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      3 years ago

      I farted while I was reading this. I like to think my body was talking to a neckbeard who thinks like what you quoted.