“The house is on fire!!”
Let me grab my Glock.

Still, in the US, it’s a bad idea to summon law enforcement unless you’re okay with anyone getting shot up. Police are notoriously eager to shoot.

Imagine seeing this sign in a police station

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Where I live, emergency services and the police are on separate lines. Lucky to have it that way, but I don’t know if and how the former communications with the latter.