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minus-squareDestraight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down3·11 months agoI’m not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I’m at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns
minus-squareDuncanIdaho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months ago“I like a fat exhaust!” “What the fuck are you on about?!”
minus-squareCurlyMoustache@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months ago“The rattle is driving me crazy”
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoThis isn’t an auto parts store and I’m not a woman, but I’d love to hear a car pun if you don’t mind
minus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoConfucius say, “man who run behind car get exhausted” “man who run in front of car get tired”
I’m not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I’m at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns
“I like a fat exhaust!”
“What the fuck are you on about?!”
“The rattle is driving me crazy”
A fat exhaust makes fat smoke.
This isn’t an auto parts store and I’m not a woman, but I’d love to hear a car pun if you don’t mind
Confucius say, “man who run behind car get exhausted”
“man who run in front of car get tired”