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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,
I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.
Ehm IIRC it’s 3000 km (2000 miles) from California to Boston. Assuming she stays horny for 30 minutes, that makes a calculated speed of 6000 km/h (4000 mph), or about mach 5.
Birds best stay out the way
I believe we can top the SR-71 by harnessing the power of God’s thirstiest lesbians.
the SR-71 was begging to be topped as well
Alright well we’ve got a lot of work to do then.
That’s physically impossible. We need to instead make the country smaller.
We can do this is California, Washington, and Oregon join Canada
Try going Mach 5 over the Rockies, I’ll get popcorn
that reminds me of this: