I had a dream last night that burritos were being wrapped with seaweed like sushi
Don’t let your dreams be dreams
Sushiritos are a thing, at least here in California
I’m sorry to say, we’ve moved on from self-destructive memes. OVER THE TOP ENCOURAGEMENT AND SUPPORT IS ALL THE RAGE NOW, YOU GOT THIS!
I SEE THAT SOME OF YOU MFERS ARE STRUGGLING AND I’M HERE TO SAY THAT I BELIEVE IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND A GIFT TO THIS WORLD, AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP YOU SUCCEED, DON’T HESITATE TO ASK. I’M ROOTING FOR YOU, YOU’VE GOT THIS, AND IF THERE IS ANYBODY WHO CAN TAKE THIS DICK CALLED LIFE AND COME OUT VICTORIOUS ON THE OTHER SIDE, THEN IT’S YOU, MFER AROOOOOO
Because it’s all falling apart and making a huge mess. (Thus I’d also like to wrap it up, please.)
a fallen apart burrito is still tasty
Life is an extra spicy burrito and will tear your ass up.
sour cream is therefore needed as it soothes, cools, and lubricates
