That lurking feeling is actually just indigestion from your unceasing diet of pessimistic online dialogue and media. Go outside, enjoy the air and the wind, look someone in the eyes. It’ll clear things right up.

Nongolfers rise up!

Otherwise he would have orally abused them.

Yooo I love this stuff. Too bad I ended up working in another field entirely

Love this episode. Really taught me to relax and just let life happen when I watched it in my formative years.

I knew it was fake, but still made me look

I actually did the don’t dead open inside thing because I looked at the top row and bottom row as a set each.

No kidding. It’s like trying to determine how rich I am by what percent of all the money I have. (it’s 0%)

So, they finally admit they have an agenda, huh?

Or why not use those ratchet latch things that you see on rollerskates and snowboarding boots?

One time I went to a Walmart in the middle of the night and turned all the cart returns backwards. What does that make me?

Your coin? Are you renting the shopping cart?

Edit: TIL about European shopping cart rental

More like booba and wing-wang, but yea.

It’s basically the R34 and R35 of reality. Everything has happened. If it hasn’t happened yet, it will happen.

Maybe you swapped the cause and effect. Instead of “How do poor people smoke” you could ask “Why are smokers poor”.

And then you’ve already answered your question

What’s the right song?

I would pick the pillow except I would probably form a sleep addiction (again)

Hate to burst your bubble, but the favorite mug is actually just a perfect insulator. Energy go in, energy no come out.

The poor (statistically)

What diseases? They aren’t going to cough on you