For me it was SpongeBob. I would have the blood of thousands on my hands right now except I liked SpongeBob and he’s nice so that meant I had to be nice.

Yes, I’ve also read plenty of American comic books. I think tit sleeves would look ridiculous, doesn’t matter how many people design characters who wear them.

They look ridiculous but it’s more the way her shirt clings to them like it has actual sleeves for the tits, I think.

You finally meet one who lives within 30 miles of you and she’s femme4femme

How did you get my nudes?!

I like this so much better than all the bitching about how surreal and unfamiliar gen alpha’s shit is.

Something that’s really novel when you’re a kid is taking a strange premise that seems like a one-off gag and making a whole narrative about it. It’s why we had flash cartoons built around the premise of “what if Mario met Sonic using DBZ rules” or why some of us watched hour-long amateur movies about the Nostalgia Critic. I’m not saying those things were good, but it’s really subversive when you first encounter it, and it’s emotionally satisfying to explore the potential of something you liked instead of letting it be a flash in the pan.

So basically, when the kids try to tell me about the Skibidi Toilet’s ability to turn even the bleakest situation around, even though I have no idea what the FUCK they’re talking about, I understand why it’s so riveting to them.

Uninstalled for sure. Obviously this is just a personal thing but any gender just feels like an arbitrary list of restrictions to me.

Lol not a problem for me on Boost. That took me back.

This would never work!

aLl MuSiC iS pReTtY gOoD

Good thing our old pal Nintendo would never think like this!

This brings back a memory.

Counterpoint: human sinners’ sweat and tears make hell so humid that SpongeBob doesn’t feel a thing.

SpongeBob seems to have a good relationship with his dad, that probably gives him an edge

I know three people whose lung capacity seems to be permanently diminished from COVID, and one of them has chronic chest pain now. He was in his 20s when he caught it. I don’t know any other common virus that does that.

You quoted the part where they said most people, but you’re replying as if they said most parents.

Anyway, you’d hope people who don’t know all that would learn better after the kid comes out, but I know some people don’t. I can name two off the top of my head.

From everyone’s favorite gaming comic

I’ll have to keep an eye out for more! I actually found it on /r/OCDMemes and was pleasantly surprised because the rest of the subreddit was as depressing as you’d expect 🥲

I automatically read that sentence in AoStH Robotnik’s voice. I don’t know if he ever even said that, he’s just the ultimate example of the Card-Carrying Villain in my mind.

I think the absurdity is part of the joke, but you sound like me in that you enjoy your fiction in an incredibly literal way. I remember being into cartoons as a kid and needing grounded explanations for everything even though the characters’ lives essentially reset every 30 minutes.