Hey Steve, have you considered wearing pants?

Background Penguin in speedo looks on disapprovingly

I like to believe gender neutral words come from people mumbling a combination of the gendered ones and hoping that the listener assumes its whichever one relates to them.

Just people with anxiety creating new grammar one nervous encounter at a time.

Do you like babies?

They’re okay, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

I think I knew it was fiction when they started shooting spiders out of their eyes.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY MCDONALDS, NOT JOIN THEM!