Hello! Least toxic vegan here.
Vegetarian? Does that mean, that you will get rid the baby to steal the mother’s milk?
Isn’t mother’s milk still vegan if she consents?
Will she consent that you take away her baby?
Maybe she’s done with it?
Do you like babies?
They’re okay, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.
The art makes everyone look like they’ve got black eyes, and little Timmy got roundhoused to the jaw.
Windows when you accidentally set it to 16 colors
Why would I even consider hand over my child to another person?
Good question, new parents want to give me their kid constantly, and it makes me uncomfortable.
Have you asked why?
I’ve only been handed babies by family members like holding my niece and nephew.
It’s only a Modest Proposal.
Didn’t get that comment out Swift enough
Short long-pork
Jokes about causing harm to children is always a huge red flag.
But an even tastier treat.
It becomes a lot less funny when it affects you personally.
Someone ate your baby?
Good, hopefully they’ll leave me alone in the future :p
Left guy has Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy energy