Actually, no. Technically they have guns because their government didn’t want to pay for a standing army (they’ve still changed their mind, in case you didn’t follow US politics too closely).
They’ve just been making innumerable wacky excuses since then to try and make us believe that having 35 rifles and 122 handguns was perfectly normal.

Hey, a fair number of them get paid to vandalise it.

The cartoonist for Dilbert was kind of fun, then he started to be kind of weird, then he became really odd, then he turned into a total weirdo, then he died. The end.

It has vaguely been, when the americas were discovered, because it was exotic. So the court would have turkeys instead of geese (probably a terrible substitute though). It’s not really a thing anymore though. And neither is goose because it’s much too large.

First you have to grow the chickpeas, of course.

It’s the sound that you make when lifting something heavy. Nothing to do with naming.

Odd. I’m running two distributions, and I think they’re both fine.

(None are Arch btw)

Is it all right to postform calculations on a string?

It’s axe or sword. I suppose it could be a saw, but I don’t think anybody ever was sick enough to implement that.

Huffing paint?

Are those “prophylactic surgery”?

Important stuff? In college?

Never mind those, where do I get those cool rear view mirrors for my phone?

Twelve hours to get across a whole continent is fine.

I think we must stop thinking of the whole world being just a few hours away. Travel has to include some actual travelling again.

Charge unfair then.

If anything says “hand wash”, it’s staying in the store.

They couldn’t Google it back then.

You could have heard it, through.

When I was a teenager, “whipping shitties” was what we called spinning donuts in the parking lots with a car.

So you’re saying that it had another name when you did it without a car?

Last year I had to be taken to the hospital for an emergency and stayed for three days.
This is how much I was billed: