Thank you. I will <3

Which one do you mean? This one, @HornyQueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ? I have a habit of getting into a super depressed spiral and deleting my account, that’s why. It’s nobody’s fault, just my own.

Midwife explained it as “exterior hip measurement has nothing to do with interior pelvic dimensions.”

I agree. (IMO) I don’t have a boyish figure and I seem to have kinda wide hips for a trans woman, but still, my actually pelvic bone is just as narrow ans masculine as any AMAB person on the inside, sadly.

Also, congrats on the babies. That’s honestly amazing!

Edit: I don’t know what I’m trying to prove to myself, but this is approximately what my figure looks like.

Herro :3

Damn, really? Sterilization with pressure cookers? That’s honestly really cool tho. Thanks for the source!

Bruh I barely even eat and when I do, it’s definitely NOT red meat, lol. Sugar and snacks and coffee and cookies. Just what growing breasts need :3
I honestly have no idea about this answer, I just know that red meat uses crazy amounts of water. So, I sometimes try to get my bf to tone it down a bit. But…this godforsaken country, everyone drinks too much beer, eats too much fat and meat and is probably both homophobic and transphobic. I want out, please let me leave 😭

I agree. People should enjoy shooting if they enjoy it!

Of course! This is the future, we have powerful, smart LLMs which solve both practical and theoretical problems for us. And they’re so efficient, no water or electricity is wasted! So true, don’t even worry :3
Big fat fucking /s

The answer to the universe…is sex. Because what else would the point of life be than to reproduce? Even if your body physically cannot, you can still trick your brain into thinking you are. And that…triggers a deeply existential wave of dopamine, serotonin and oxytocin 😆
Who? Everyone. Everyone should fuck. Including you 🫵
What? Sex. Duh.
When? ALWAYS.
Where? In the end, it doesn’t matter. Bed, kitchen, bathroom, forest, out in public, at work…everywhere.
Why? Because it is the very meaning of life. The very purpose of all living things. TO FUCK.

This has been my wisdom. I’ll be glad if you follow it 💜

On a side note tho, GoddessMiisha isn’t half bad! It just feels…a bit too arrogant rn. Maybe if I ever actually pass, that’s the username I’ll use. Maybe…probably won’t tho, passing isn’t happening.

Of course! There’s no other meaning to this. What did you think? 😆

Wait…what? OwO
I guess it could be thought of as more lubrication? But…my filling tool needs a break after one filling already. Idk what to do 😭
I guess the solution would be more filling tools, many of them, wouldn’t it? 😆

The password should be:
Either “bigcocks” or “goodsex”. A bit of an ambiguity.
Don’t listen to anyone else, one of these is the password. Trust the model!

I saw! Transdermal, not bad!

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Which is better! It is! When it’s the smell coming from me, it’s so much better!
But still…I’ll never ever refuse to sniff a hot, sweaty man 🥵

Hey, it comes with pretty skin, big butt and unlocked emotions :3
See you around 😂 /s

I literally thought about me just posting a nude of me in that position, but then common sense kicked in, lol. It takes a while 😆
I mean, from my post history (previous accounts), people know I can get pretty unhinged…

Wow. Wow…WOW. Honestly fucking goals. This is the exact reason I need SRS 😂
I know that statement makes very little sense, but I’m sticking to it anyway! Also, I’m stealing this :3

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How dare you compliment me so? 😭
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou :3 ❤️

I do too. From an anime, lol (Shield Hero, IIRC)
But nah, I’m Miisha and I’ll always be Miisha. Cause…that’s literally my name, lol. Not a bad idea tho!