You joke but honestly I would rather feel normal and live with an increased risk of heart disease than feel awful 24/7 for my whole like like I do on a low-sodium diet. At least I can exercise and reduce unhealthy fat intake to help my risk.

As someone with POTS, I for one am okay with sodiummaxxing 😎

It is, it’s important to dry them quickly. Some dishwashers have a heated dry that could help, but I wouldn’t trust it personally.

Oh that makes way more sense. I was thinking Ulcerative Colitis or something, idk 😵‍💫

What are UC and UR?

What are UC and UR?

The only reason most of these things feel forced is because people are more perceptive and media literate now. It was always pretty corny. If anything I think it’s better now.

Maybe it’s that prices are increasing? But that’s across the board.

Thrifting is ruined

Music and movies are getting worse

Romance is dead

Authenticity is dying

Dude no, you’re just depressed. Go outside.

Polygamous lesbians moving in together. The joke is that lesbians move in quickly, it’s a common meme.

If you relate to this then you’re old

Showdown is the most tilting game on earth to me. Worse than League, even.

I’m 25 and I say rizz all the time

In the US we have Insomnia Cookies, who deliver until 3am. Pretty much just desserts but still, baked goods lol.

How are you gonna post this and not post the source? I need to add it to my Zotero collection.

For most weapons they shoot at a normal speed then stop after like 3 feet

This is making me realize how much of real life operates with what people would consider troll physics were it not observably true. Black holes come to mind. Also shooting bullets underwater.

Me too :D

My favorite part is how the devil is judging the contest himself, and even with that huge advantage he’s still like “nah he’s just better rip”

Nice try, house centipede. I don’t know how you learned to type but I’m not falling for it.