I fucking knew it.

C:\downloads\not-porn\hahagif.exe

I still like burnout. I think about it like a small electric motor being used on too big of a task for the job and burning out through no fault of it’s own, but on poor planning from those who designed the system it’s used in.

Iowa?

Probably, they don’t let me anywhere near the needles

All you really need is a good pentobarbital injection followed by a shit ton of potassium, you don’t need a medical professional to do it for you, you just need someone to steal it from the hospital. Heck the pentobarbital is just optional if you have a way to hold them down while the potassium infuses.

Yeah but one native American dude said it didn’t bother him so now they have a justification for using the n-word derogatory term towards native Americans.

That’s an easy thing to say when you haven’t laid off a ton of your workforce, might be careful operating like that the way tech has been cutting jobs lately.

Jo-eva eva, eva-eva

They’re high-fiving each other while spit-roasting you.

They’re pulling an Eiffel Tower on you.

I got ham, but I’m not a hamster

Obligatory “Nazi punks fuck off”

He was one of those people who found what he liked and what he was good at.

I heard one working in a used bookstore one time “It’s a book with either the Pope or The Beatles on it” turns out Life magazine had a year in review book with both the Pope AND The Beatles and our customer service guy knew EXACTLY which book it was and where it was in the store (with no inventory system).

Y’all are stretching, but it’s just a meme so I’ll let you have it.

I misread it as “Whisky”, still works

Not in the context of the statement. If I punched them in the shoulder and said “sack up and don’t rub it” that would be toxic, sure. Instead I’m saying sack up/man up and have a higher level of emotional intelligence which is not exactly a classic toxic masculinity trait.

Dudes need to sack up and realize there’s a lot of dudes out there that are creepy. It’s up to you as a stand up dude to call these creepy dudes out when they act up. Women don’t owe you anything, you stand up for them because it’s the right thing to do, and not because you want sex.